Life As I Know It...

You have me five shades of fucked up.

this-bi-guy:

After he nut:

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grossanatomy93:

when someone unzips your pants

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wanksclub:

i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7

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When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

ofgeography:

perfectxmystery:

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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laurazocca:

I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.

I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.

It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.

I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.

But when I see a mother with her child;

A girl with her lover;

Or a friend laughing with their best friend;

I realize that even though I like being alone

I don’t fancy being lonely.

after 3+ years on tumblr this is still the most relevant accurate thing i’ve ever seen

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my meals in the summer

breakfast: 3pm

dinner: 11pm

more food: 1am

midnight snack: 4am

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